Going around in a circle, trying to cut it.

Last week my mother came down to Malta, so the focus have been, mum and work. Je that’s right this is how my days have been, get up to go to work be at the office at 9 – 13, go spend mum time back to work at 19 – 23. Have a drink at Hugo’s so I can see my loved one, and home to sleep. That’s how my days have been basically. Wednesday we had dinner with Matt’s old ones and went to Dingly for a supper picnic to see the sunset. And when we were leaving we could hear the dolphins sing. Too bad we could not see them at that time (To dark). The next days we spent in the pool relaxing and on Sunday we went sailing :) And on This morning I had to get mat to the doctor, because somebody cut his finger really badly at work. So je I was driving his car. I do have to admit that it was a bit scary. I been here for 3 years and refused to drive. But at least I know I can handle it if I have to. And I still believe they drive on the wrong side of the road.

Trying to get back on track.

Well so yesterday I went on the slingshot, and it was really cool definitely have to do that again. You’re in this little metal frame caped like a ball and you get thrown up 75 meters in the air and the feeling is amazing. You can really feel the G-force and it’s amazing, just don’t try it if you have been drinking a lot ore got any stomach problems. That would be an embarrassment that you probably would like to be without. Tonight I’m going out to party for the first time in 3 weeks. I know that really doesn’t sound like me! And yesterday walking trough PV I really felt lost, to many drunken kids. Had nearly forgotten how summers can be. A month ago I knew all the best parties and was on top of it all, and now after I started my new job I been so busy that I haven’t even seen how the refurbishment at Bar Native have been going. And that’s scary, because I still work there part time, just haven’t been able to in 3 weeks. Was suppose to work there last weekend but then my knee fucked up, so je I got a lot to make up for when I get out of the office to night. Going over to Hugo’s for some kisses and cocktails, and meeting up with the girls for a proper night out.

Slingshot to night:)

The week is coming closer to an end, its Friday evening and I’m stuck in the office, Jei lucky me. Well at midnight I’m out of here, only bad thing I have to come back inn tomorrow But at least I’m off on Sunday. I may not be able to party n a perfectly good Friday, but I do have Saturday evening and Sunday for hangovers. Tonight when I finish her I’m off to Hugo’s, and when Matt gets off wear going for the slingshot. Il give you an update on it to morrow ok.

Finaly a update sorry:/

Let see what have been going on lately.
Let’s say allot have happened sins last time I updated this blog. Sorry not been weary good with the hole updating thing. Something we can thank the fucking queen bee beatche for. Not mentioning names ore anything, just to stay on the safe side. Not trying to let here have a wailed reason to dislike me I do like it better when I can hate here and rub my success in to her face. No don’t worry I’m still with my beloved Matt. No she just had to kick me out of my job for the 2nd time. Dame can’t that woman find something better to do then to become my boss, and the kick me out on the street? Well so then I was without a job again thanks to here, and just some days later my grandmother died and I had to take a week back to Norway. Matt came along being the perfect gentleman. Pore boy, the first time he gets to meet my family is in a funeral. At least its an easy way to see them all :/ , Well while we were in Norway we had some nice sunny days at least and did some hiking in the wood’s and played around with the dog for a bit. Matt’s favorite activity must have been making fire-wood . LOL his so sweet. Then I came back to Malta and started working full time in the bar again. After a short wile I got a new job as Norwegian CRM for a online company. So there is more then info for me to stick my fingers inn to. Too bad I don’t have a lot of free time these days but hopefully it is worth it. Went to the MTV concert last Wednesday by the way. Got to go see youJ

BRAINS OF BRITAIN

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman:
What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant:
Homosexuals.
Jeremy Paxman:
No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston:
Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant:
Geography isn't my strong point.
Jamie Theakston:
There's a clue in the title.
Contestant:
Leicester

BBC NORFOLK
Stewart White:
Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant:
I don't know.
Stewart White:
I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant:
Arm
Stewart White:
Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?
Contestant:
Strong.
Stewart White:
Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant:
Louis
Stewart White:
Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?
Contestant:
Frank Sinatra?

LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)
Alex Trelinski:
What is the capital of Italy ?
Contestant:
France.
Trelinski:
France is another country. Try again.
Contestant:
Oh, um, Benidorm.
Trelinski:
Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant:
Sorry, I don't know.
Trelinski:
Just guess a country then.
Contestant:
Paris.

THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)
Anne Robinson:
Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party?
Contestant:
The Conservative Party.

BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )
DJ Mark:
For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Ruth from Rowley Regis:
I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoyne:
What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant:
Goosey?

GWR FM ( Bristol )
Presenter:
What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
Contestant:
I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO? MANCHESTER)
Phil:
What's 11 squared?
Contestant:
I don't know.
Phil:
I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
Contestant:
Is it five?

RICHARD AND JUDY
Richard:
Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
Contestant:
Forrest Gump.

RICHARD AND JUDY
Richard:
On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant:
Er. ... ..
Richard:
He makes bread . . .
Contestant:
Er .. .....
Richard:
He makes cakes . . .
Contestant:
Kipling Street?

LINCS FM PHONE-IN
Presenter:
Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant:
Barcelona.
Presenter:
I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant:
I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain .

NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)
Question:
What is the world's largest continent?
Contestant:
The Pacific.

ROCK FM ( PRESTON )
Presenter:
Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.
Contestant:
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)
Steve Le Fevre:
What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?
Contestant:
Magna Carta?

JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)
James O'Brien:
How many kings of England have been called Henry?
Contestant:
Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER. ER ... Three?

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL )
Chris Searle:
In which European country is Mount Etna ?
Caller:
Japan.
Chris Searle:
I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.
Caller:
Er ........ Mexico ?

PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE )
Paul Wappat:
How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (long pause):
Fourteen days.

DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)
Daryl Denham:
In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant:
Holland?
Daryl Denham:
Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant:
Iceland? Ireland ?
Daryl Denham: (helpfully)
It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?
Contestant:
No.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)
Phil Wood:
What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant:
Er... .... ..
Phil Wood:
It's got two syllables . . . Kor . .
Contestant:
Blimey?
Phil Wood:
Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .
Contestant:
(Silence)
Phil Wood:
OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .
Contestant:
Walked?

THE VAULT
Melanie Sykes:
What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?
Contestant:
Nostalgia.

LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)
Presenter:
What religion was Guy Fawkes?
Contestant:
Jewish.
Presenter:
That's close enough.

STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)
Wright:
Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?
Contestant:
Jesus.

Sick of being sick.

Ups I did it again. Got my 2nd trout infection in one month last week, and went trough the howl burning up sensation again, not fun. Cant say it’s a good thing when you had to be on antibiotics 2 times in one month. So I’m finally back up on my feet after a week in bed, and to night there’s a candy party at native, Matt is off Nigel can start drinking again at midnight, so its finally time for some fun again. I just have to make shore it doesn’t get to fun sins I have to get to work to morrow again.