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Going around in a circle, trying to cut it.

2009-07-28T11:41:00.000-07:00

Last week my mother came down to Malta, so the focus have been, mum and work. Je that’s right this is how my days have been, get up to go to work be at the office at 9 – 13, go spend mum time back to work at 19 – 23. Have a drink at Hugo’s so I can see my loved one, and home to sleep. That’s how my days have been basically. Wednesday we had dinner with Matt’s old ones and went to Dingly for a supper picnic to see the sunset. And when we were leaving we could hear the dolphins sing. Too bad we could not see them at that time (To dark). The next days we spent in the pool relaxing and on Sunday we went sailing :) And on This morning I had to get mat to the doctor, because somebody cut his finger really badly at work. So je I was driving his car. I do have to admit that it was a bit scary. I been here for 3 years and refused to drive. But at least I know I can handle it if I have to. And I still believe they drive on the wrong side of the road.

Trying to get back on track.

2009-07-18T11:36:00.001-07:00

Well so yesterday I went on the slingshot, and it was really cool definitely have to do that again. You’re in this little metal frame caped like a ball and you get thrown up 75 meters in the air and the feeling is amazing. You can really feel the G-force and it’s amazing, just don’t try it if you have been drinking a lot ore got any stomach problems. That would be an embarrassment that you probably would like to be without. Tonight I’m going out to party for the first time in 3 weeks. I know that really doesn’t sound like me! And yesterday walking trough PV I really felt lost, to many drunken kids. Had nearly forgotten how summers can be. A month ago I knew all the best parties and was on top of it all, and now after I started my new job I been so busy that I haven’t even seen how the refurbishment at Bar Native have been going. And that’s scary, because I still work there part time, just haven’t been able to in 3 weeks. Was suppose to work there last weekend but then my knee fucked up, so je I got a lot to make up for when I get out of the office to night. Going over to Hugo’s for some kisses and cocktails, and meeting up with the girls for a proper night out.

Slingshot to night:)

2009-07-17T12:52:00.000-07:00

The week is coming closer to an end, its Friday evening and I’m stuck in the office, Jei lucky me. Well at midnight I’m out of here, only bad thing I have to come back inn tomorrow But at least I’m off on Sunday. I may not be able to party n a perfectly good Friday, but I do have Saturday evening and Sunday for hangovers. Tonight when I finish her I’m off to Hugo’s, and when Matt gets off wear going for the slingshot. Il give you an update on it to morrow ok.

Finaly a update sorry:/

2009-07-11T13:44:00.001-07:00

Let see what have been going on lately.
Let’s say allot have happened sins last time I updated this blog. Sorry not been weary good with the hole updating thing. Something we can thank the fucking queen bee beatche for. Not mentioning names ore anything, just to stay on the safe side. Not trying to let here have a wailed reason to dislike me I do like it better when I can hate here and rub my success in to her face. No don’t worry I’m still with my beloved Matt. No she just had to kick me out of my job for the 2nd time. Dame can’t that woman find something better to do then to become my boss, and the kick me out on the street? Well so then I was without a job again thanks to here, and just some days later my grandmother died and I had to take a week back to Norway. Matt came along being the perfect gentleman. Pore boy, the first time he gets to meet my family is in a funeral. At least its an easy way to see them all :/ , Well while we were in Norway we had some nice sunny days at least and did some hiking in the wood’s and played around with the dog for a bit. Matt’s favorite activity must have been making fire-wood . LOL his so sweet. Then I came back to Malta and started working full time in the bar again. After a short wile I got a new job as Norwegian CRM for a online company. So there is more then info for me to stick my fingers inn to. Too bad I don’t have a lot of free time these days but hopefully it is worth it. Went to the MTV concert last Wednesday by the way. Got to go see youJ

BRAINS OF BRITAIN

2009-04-25T05:57:00.000-07:00

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman:
What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant:
Homosexuals.
Jeremy Paxman:
No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston:
Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant:
Geography isn't my strong point.
Jamie Theakston:
There's a clue in the title.
Contestant:
Leicester

BBC NORFOLK
Stewart White:
Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant:
I don't know.
Stewart White:
I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant:
Arm
Stewart White:
Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?
Contestant:
Strong.
Stewart White:
Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant:
Louis
Stewart White:
Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?
Contestant:
Frank Sinatra?

LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)
Alex Trelinski:
What is the capital of Italy ?
Contestant:
France.
Trelinski:
France is another country. Try again.
Contestant:
Oh, um, Benidorm.
Trelinski:
Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant:
Sorry, I don't know.
Trelinski:
Just guess a country then.
Contestant:
Paris.

THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)
Anne Robinson:
Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party?
Contestant:
The Conservative Party.

BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )
DJ Mark:
For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Ruth from Rowley Regis:
I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoyne:
What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant:
Goosey?

GWR FM ( Bristol )
Presenter:
What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
Contestant:
I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO? MANCHESTER)
Phil:
What's 11 squared?
Contestant:
I don't know.
Phil:
I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
Contestant:
Is it five?

RICHARD AND JUDY
Richard:
Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
Contestant:
Forrest Gump.

RICHARD AND JUDY
Richard:
On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant:
Er. ... ..
Richard:
He makes bread . . .
Contestant:
Er .. .....
Richard:
He makes cakes . . .
Contestant:
Kipling Street?

LINCS FM PHONE-IN
Presenter:
Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant:
Barcelona.
Presenter:
I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant:
I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain .

NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)
Question:
What is the world's largest continent?
Contestant:
The Pacific.

ROCK FM ( PRESTON )
Presenter:
Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.
Contestant:
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)
Steve Le Fevre:
What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?
Contestant:
Magna Carta?

JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)
James O'Brien:
How many kings of England have been called Henry?
Contestant:
Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER. ER ... Three?

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL )
Chris Searle:
In which European country is Mount Etna ?
Caller:
Japan.
Chris Searle:
I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.
Caller:
Er ........ Mexico ?

PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE )
Paul Wappat:
How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (long pause):
Fourteen days.

DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)
Daryl Denham:
In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant:
Holland?
Daryl Denham:
Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant:
Iceland? Ireland ?
Daryl Denham: (helpfully)
It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?
Contestant:
No.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)
Phil Wood:
What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant:
Er... .... ..
Phil Wood:
It's got two syllables . . . Kor . .
Contestant:
Blimey?
Phil Wood:
Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .
Contestant:
(Silence)
Phil Wood:
OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .
Contestant:
Walked?

THE VAULT
Melanie Sykes:
What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?
Contestant:
Nostalgia.

LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)
Presenter:
What religion was Guy Fawkes?
Contestant:
Jewish.
Presenter:
That's close enough.

STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)
Wright:
Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?
Contestant:
Jesus.

2009-04-25T05:55:00.000-07:00

Sick of being sick.

2009-04-21T05:42:00.000-07:00

Ups I did it again. Got my 2nd trout infection in one month last week, and went trough the howl burning up sensation again, not fun. Cant say it’s a good thing when you had to be on antibiotics 2 times in one month. So I’m finally back up on my feet after a week in bed, and to night there’s a candy party at native, Matt is off Nigel can start drinking again at midnight, so its finally time for some fun again. I just have to make shore it doesn’t get to fun sins I have to get to work to morrow again.

Isle of MTV MALTA, SUMMER 2009

2009-04-21T04:27:00.000-07:00

Isle of MTV details for this summer announcedPosted on April 20th, 2009 For the third consecutive year, Malta shall be hosting the Isle of MTV musical concert at the Granaries in Floriana as part of the Malta Music Week. The concert will be held on Wednesday 8th July 2009. The line-up for this year’s concert will be the Black Eyed Peas, Lady Gaga, Metro Station and Esmée Denters. The artists will play live in front of a crowd expected to top 50,000.Details were announced on Monday by Parliamentary Secretary for Tourism Dr Mario De Marco. He said that last year’s concert MTV statistics indicated that 41% of tourists interviewed said that the concert was one of the reasons they visisted the island. 99% said that Malta reached or exceeded their expectations, 80% agree that the Isle of MTV make Malta more “cool”, 85% agreed that the concert makes Malta more attractive, 83% agree that the Isle of MTV makes Malta a tourist destination and 74% agreed that the Isle of MTV makes it a must to book a holiday to Malta.MTV will broadcast in an hour-long live special airing across MTV’s pan-European network in September. Dr De Marco said that Malta was proud that for the third time running, the islands would host such a high-profile musical event.Malta Tourism Authority CEO Josef Formosa Gauci said that the MTA would be promoting the event and offering packages which include flight, accommodation and tickets to the Malta Music Weekend which will cover 3rd to 8th July 2009.

2009-04-12T11:12:00.000-07:00

Well another week has passed and I’m sitting at work, trying to think trough the week that passed so fast. Last Monday I went out with Matt’s family to celebrate his birthday at Buffalo Bill’s. First time I meet them, something that’s kind of funny sins I have known Matt for over a year now. But anyway I was really scared, I have a bad info relation ship to my one family. And even when I’m just going to meet friends family the first time I’m nervous, just think how it is with a boyfriends family. Well at least I got a good surprise, they are nice and relaxed people from what I can see. And they are actually talking to eats other with kindness and respect. Not like in my family where people talk shit and stab you in the back. Not saying that all of my family is like that, if you know me you know who I’m pointing to. Anyway his family seems to be nice and that’s good, didn’t get any of the typical questions that you normally get, something that is weary nice. That’s a BIG + for them. And it’s nice seeing a functional family for ones, that’s something that is getting pretty rear these days. But now its time to change the topic back in to party mood. On Tuesday was my last shift at the office job before 3 days off from the office. So sins Ida is in the country lets go party. So I met up with Ida, Karin, Eva and a French girl I do not remember the name of right now, but she works for Gnuf together with Eva and Karin. First me and Ida had some drinks at Hugo’s lunge, to say hi to Matt, and afterwards we went up to Passion to join the 3 others. We had a table outside near by the entrance, and we had some rum for dancing. And let’s say it like that we used it and it got noticed. After a whole lot of chott’s, the trip ended up back to Hugo’s lunge with Ida. Having some more cocktails, and talking until Hugo’s closed and then down to Native where we caught up with the others. Lets say it like this Eva and the Frenchy were playing dancing phone support and had straws as headsets, (LOL). Karin was on the box dancing by herself. And then me and Ida joined in. After a wile the others disappeared, but me Ida and Matt stayed put until 530 in the morning. Think it was time for Mike to get to close the bar. The next day Ida didn’t even remember going to native ore the 2nd visit at Hugo’s lunge. Wednesday there was work at Native for me again, it was a fun and busy evening, the only thing that spoiled it was the fact that Liverpool lost 2-0, but at least we made up for that against Blackburn 4-0 to Liverpool.

2 hours

2009-04-05T02:46:00.000-07:00

Je grate last night I was suppose to go out for some drinks with Ida, Karin, Eva, Jan and Mathias. We were going to start off at Karin’s place, and then go out. So at 2030 I and Ida arrived at Karin’s place. The plan was not to stay out to long and not get to drunk, sins I had to get up at 6 to go to work to day. Well that went straight in the bin. I had brought over a bottle of Passoa to mix with orange juice, just to have something fresh to drink and that is not to strong. The thing is, when you drink a loot you still get drunk. So we were al just talking and having fun listening to music and when we left Karin’s place around 0030 I had managed to drink ¾ of the bottle. What a promising start. I was telling my self that I was only going stay until 2. But then I met the boys from the dive shop and some Norwegian friends of my, one drink led to another and one dance ended up with a second one. You know how this goes. So it was 0330 before I managed to get my ace on the way home. So that resulted in me only having 2 hours of sleep. If it hadn’t been for Matt getting me up I would probably still be asleep. And I do have to admit I think I was still drunk when I got out of bed. And now I’m in the office, and it’s really quiet and I want to go home and curl up in my bed next to Matt. And hey it’s Matt’s birth day to day, everybody say happy birth day Matt.

Passoa Liqueur short drinks

Breda Blackout recipe
1 oz Passoa® liqueur1 oz Pisang Ambon® liqueur1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur1 oz Bols® Gold Strike cinnamon liqueur4 oz Red Bull® energy drink
Combine ingredients with ice in a highball glass. Stir and serve.
15% (30 proof)
Serve in: Highball Glass

Lani recipe
30 ml Passoa® liqueur45 ml grapefruit juice tonic water
Pour passoa and grapefruit juice into a glass over ice cubes and fill with tonic water, stir, and serve.
Serve in: Collins Glass

Padas Passoa recipe
1/2 oz Passoa® liqueur1/2 oz apricot brandy2 1/2 oz orange juice2 1/2 oz grape soda1/4 oz 7-Up® soda
Pour all ingredients into an old-fashioned glass filled with cracked ice. Stir well, and serve.
4% (8 proof)
Serve in: Old-Fashioned Glass

Passoa Recovery recipe
6 cl Passoa® liqueur2 cl lemon juice soda water
Pour passoa and lemon juice over ice in a highball glass. Fill with soda water, and serve.
Serve in: Highball Glass

The Admiral's Passion recipe
1 part Passoa® liqueur1 part Sprite® soda1 part orange juice3 ice cubes
Add the Passoa first, mix the Sprite & juice separately. Add 3 cubes of ice to top it off. Serve cold.
6% (12 proof)
Serve in: Cocktail Glass

I would also inform you all about next Fridays event at the olde keg.

2009-04-03T07:10:00.001-07:00

Start Time: Friday, April 10, 2009 at 7:00pm
End Time: Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 4:00am
Location: De Olde Keg Pub
Street: Wilga Street

With Special Offers On Jagermeister and Free Jagermeister Gifts to be won

2009-04-03T07:07:00.001-07:00

Je I know, I’m a horrible blogger, not really that good at updating this site. Well lets see what have happened sins last time. Je it didn’t end up with a fun party that Sunday. I managed to get sick, very sick I even had to stay home from work. That’s how sick I was. And everyone that has known me for a good wile knows that dos not happen weary often. I am known for going to work whit a small fever, and keep on going like normal, but not this time. I stayed in bed with a fever that could fray an egg for 4 days and then I had to stay in bed to heal my trout infection. Lets say it like this, I actually got tiered of my bed. And just wanted to be anywhere but there. And I do have to give a big thank you to my boyfriend for looking after me. (Your so bloody sweet). When I finally was aloud to go back to work, I had 7 night shifts so its not a lot to say about that. You know the routine work and sleep. Apart from when I got home in the morning during the last days. I was so extremely hyper active and could not sleep. Probably not that good for Matt, that was trying to sleep at that time. But hey what do you expect I have been sick for a week, and then I was on night shifts that also minimize the chances of having a social life. Any way I finished off my night shifts on a Saturday morning, went home and when I finally feel a sleep I was knocked out for a wile. Saturday evening I ended up going out and say hello to all my friends working in different bars. Surprisingly I tock it easy on Saturday. And thank God for that, because I could not sleep at all that night. And on Sunday we were going sightings with work. Team building and getting to know all our new colleges. The support team has managed to double it self during a weary short time period so there is a lot of new faces and names to learn. To get to know more about the Support on tour trip go to http://betssonec.blogspot.com/ . When all that was over we were a group that vent to Kristian’s place and kept on partying, for then after hitting the clubs for some more drinks. The 2 last standing was me and Lase, and in the end it was only me. But it was a fun day, I made the calculations and apparently I had been drinking for 17 hours in the end.
And on Monday I was back in the bar, this time behind the bar counter serving drinks at Bar Native. It was a long and busy night, but a loot of fun always good to get back behind the bar. On Tuesday I was working at Bar Native to, and for some reason I was the only Bartender on shift, so let’s say it like this, it ended up being a busy night.

2009-04-03T05:04:00.001-07:00

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your habit? I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,

"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her habit and said,

"I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a hairy pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you'd looked a little higher, you'd have seen a great pair of balls I don't want to go to Iraq either."

Sex, Church & Pancakes

2009-03-12T13:14:00.000-07:00

Sex.

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: 'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'

Church

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No shit?'

Pancakes

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.

:)

2009-03-12T13:05:00.001-07:00

Time for an update.
Well after 2 weeks in Norway playing in the snow, I have now been back in Malta for one and a half week. Norway was good a lot of snow snowboarding, and a crazy dog named Baiaz. The first week back in Malta have been an eventful one. One of my dearest friends came back after being abroad for around 7 months. So there were a lot of happy faces in the good old group and we are all going out on Sunday ;) Jei….

Good exsplenation.

2009-02-14T15:22:00.000-08:00

Here is my horoscope for the weekend. And that may explain me a lot lately. Hey you can never be to careful this weekend didn’t only have Valentines Day it also had Friday the 13th. And I do believe you can’t commit to someone else if you cant commit to your self. And right now I’m not committing to my self all that good so no relation ships for me. The only thing I’m good at committing to is all my jobs. Je here it comes again, Kari is a workaholic. So what some one has to do the job, and when I’m not working I do live life the hard way at least. Ore end up being confused because I do not know what to do. Any way, that’s just side tracking. Back off;)

Gemini (May 21st-June 21st)This week, you’ll be more commitment-shy than the seventeen-year-old captain of the football team who’s just crashed cheerleader camp. Especially if any romantic interests in your life give you some kind of “by V-Day” ultimatum. Especially if they start to act like the stupid date means something. (Hey, we’re just channeling you here; we happen to think it means a lot of things.) Especially especially if they think that the arrival of February 14th automatically signifies a step forward in the relationship. And especially if they have red hair. (Hey, don’t shoot the medium. What can we say, this is a weird and mystical science.)

Been a lot of work but managed to play and have some fun to.

2009-02-10T21:46:00.000-08:00

Good I’w been working, working, working and hardly no play. But hey I had a day off from the office yesterday. JEI. So I ended up going to the cinema with a college of mine. I know need some work influence. Me my bloody workaholic. It’s just fucking disgusting. Well at least I got to play a bit again. So after the cinema I went over to keg all by my self. And hey there was a lot of people there. For heavens sake I’m not the only one that goes drinking on Mondays you see. Before fall we used to be this group that used to party together all the time you see. But then I started a office job that in theory should help me get time for more fun sins it pays more and I don’t have to work 70 hors a week to pay rent and have food in my stomach. Another friend of mine she got a boyfriend and started school again. So she kind of disappeared, then you have Matt, he went to Australia, Tim’s changed jobs to. And Nicky were left back at keg. Anyway last night I ended up bumping in to Julia and Tim’s. There is ages sins I have seen any of them, I miss it. Crazy parties at my place, on Tuesdays. And we all ended up just dancing and drinking until the bloody pigs came by and closed the bar. That’s what so fucked up here lately. How many times haven’t I seen police smoking cigarettes vile working, and drinking beer in bars with there uniform on. But if people are having fun in a bar after 4 lets go and make chore everyone has to go home and sleep. Its PV ok, that’s what’s suppose to be so grate about PV. You can party 24/7 But apparently to do that these days you have to go to a lap dance club. Its just so fucking annoying, We were having fun at native the music was down and no fights ore anything. Bloody Pigs.
That what I don’t like with especially Maltese pigs. They don’t bother with the serious stuff, but when they can tell bars to close they will gladly do it so they don’t can go back to the police station to drink coffee eat pastitsi and sit on there big piggy buts.
Let’s get of this topic I can se a anger attack coming up if I’m continuing this. And that could end up pretty taste les. I have been working a lot but last week I did manage to ad some fun. Something that ended up with me not having the sleep I need but who cares. Last Wednesday my Danish friends managed to trick me to come out after work. So I only got money for one beer with me to helpe me get home after one drink. Kari, that dos not work either. I ended up meeting Sam and that girl I haven’t seen in ages. So she started buying VODKA. And before I knew what happened I was drunk, trying to get in to my flat. Its just this I some times have problems opening my door when I’m sober. And to day I could not open it at all the key was just not turning around in the bloody key howl, and I needed to wee. So it ended up with me going around my flat, claming trough the window to get inside.
Next morning I woke up with a bad hung over and was just thinking what the fuck how did I get so drunk, and wow I got a new t-shirt. At least I didn’t lose my stuff this time I gained stuff. So Thursday I was being hung over at work.
Friday I went to the Pub Massacre gig at liquids. A metal gig after work and I was sooooo tiered so I was good no alcohol and got home at 3. GOOD GIRL. That was the latest updates. In one week I’m off to Norway. And when I’m getting back I’m gone start working more at native bartending again J really miss it now haven’t been bartending sins December. Have fun see u.

One for the ladies

2009-01-29T22:31:00.000-08:00

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' Liverpool ' And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple are lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey,
what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary.
On their special day a goodfairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
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A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'

2009-01-28T22:59:00.000-08:00

Hi I know I’w been really bad and not updated at all lately. My excuse, is work. I have been working a lot and I have hardly been doing anything cool ore interesting. I have only been at native ones this year, and that’s a bit scary. Anyway last Friday I finally went out not planed at all, but a lot of fun. I came to keg after work, and meet up with Nigel. So we stayed at keg and had a couple of drinks until we got a bit tipsy, and then it was off to play.
Apparently there was a smaller concert there, and that was a lot of fun. The music they played was old rock classics and with a rock oriented crowd it ended up being a lot of fun. Half of the bar ended up on the stage, singing. After words we went down on the beach, and acted drunk.
And after words we all went to native and rocked the dance flour.
That’s it, haven’t really don any thing more apart from work.

X-mass eve

2009-01-07T21:37:00.000-08:00

Yes, starting office job at 1300 finish at 1000.
Go straight to Bar native to be Naughty Santa, thank god we got pizza at work that evening before we left the office.
So I get to bar native wearing the Naughty Santa costume, Ye, Ye.
My job description, talking to costumers, and handing out presents, and I can get drunk. Something I did, after a wile. So running around in a bar talking to everyone that is something I’m rather good at. Let’s say it like this not something you normally have to pay me for. But if u want cashing $$$$, way not?
Any way all my colleges ended up at native after a wile 2, and that was nice. Some friendly drunk faces. And yes Frode no 1, I have to mention it, sins you made the comment. You were weary drunk when we bumped inn to one another, and you nearly feel over me again. I really think you miss understood. Your suppose to fall for a girl not on a girl ;) (Sorry).
Anyway, the evening was a wir war of people I know, and in the end I ended up drinking with a work mate and his girl friend. That ended up in 2 girls kissing on the dance flour, and charring a lap dance later on at Steam. So at 7 in the morning I realize I got work again at 1300. Maybe, its time to go home? So you see me walk out from Steam leaving my friends behind, in my Naughty Santa costume at 7 in the morning. (Ye I know there life is so hard, left alone with lap dancers.)
I do manage to get my self some how out of bed and get to work on time, something we cant say for my college that I left behind earlier in the morning. He was supposed to start 2 hours before me, and ended up coming inn 1 hour after me. Lol
So there we are at work, and from all the agents working I think there were only 1 ore 2 that did not have a hang over. Anyway that evening I decided lets go home and sleep.

Delayed X-mas dinner with work.

2009-01-07T21:14:00.000-08:00

Bad Kari, not been following up. Well now I’m doing it.
Where were we?
Sunday the 21st of December. Basically spent the day in bed.
That’s what hap end’s when you get home drunk when normal people already would have been at work, at least if it was a week day.
So when I finally got out of bet there was one thing on my mind, WHATER.
As usually, that is something I do not keep in my fridge. That is reserved for alcohol.
Just kidding, but I do have a tendency to run out of soft drinks and forget to get new ones. So its like 1530, and you see Kari walking in the streets in crocs and pj’s. On the way to the wending machine next to the store. I’m not drinking tap water, and the weakest thing I have is Champaign, so.
So I get 2 small bottles of water and get back home. And gets my fat ass in the bath tub. needs to get reedy. You see the ones that was working during the real x-mas party are going to have there one. We are going to have dinner at some fancy restaurant that I newer remembers the name off.
Diner + work + fancy restaurant= Kari needs to look pretty and put on killer high heels. And the heels are really killer, they look grate and kill my feet at the same time. So Kari gets nice and clean, Mmm smells good. Then Kari falls asleep in the living room. (LOL) and wakes up 30 min before she has to be at the restaurant, GRATE. So It’s just to jump in my clots, do my hair and put paint in my face.
And make chore to call Wembly’s. They are grate in emergencies apart from no one can find my pace out from the address. Funny hu?
So I get there 5-10 minutes late, but its not really a problem sins, everyone else is running more late then me. Only the girls are there, so there we are sitting for about 45 min before everyone makes it.
Well finally we are all there, and for starters there is king prawns, calamari and mixed see shells. Mmmmmmmmmm.
And main course New Zeeland red eye steak, served medium rawJ
And to top it all of glanced apples with Ice-cream for desert. Me like, Me like a lot GOOD FOOD.
Lets say it like this, you did notice on the boys that they had all been out drinking the night before. And they were sitting far away from the bosses.
But when we got out of the restaurant we lost half of the crowd, blaming it on hangovers and that they needed some sleep.
So the rest that still was there heeded over to Jules, fore some special Mohito’s.
The only similarity it got with Mohito is Rum and some mint life’s. But its good absolutely good, one drink contains 5 shots of Bacardi ;) And you do not taste the alcohol. Do not drink this on a empty stomach, and sitting down. (That can easely end up bad. Nora you would really like this)

And then it was off 2 Native as usual. And as usual I don’t know exactly what I’w don. At this time I was the only girl left, and a bit hyper. And the high heels were killing me so lets take them off, in a bar in PV, Ooo ye.
It’s a wonder I newer hurt my feet all the times I been barefooted in bars, but ended up with glass in my feet wearing sneakers.
And suddenly at one point, Nigel popped up from somewhere. He must have been drunken coz I remember dancing with Nigel.
The next thing I remember is walking home, with my killer heals in my hands. Heading for a good “night’s sleep”, even do I have a feeling it was already sun raise.

Conclusion, from what I remember good food, good alcohol = happy Kari. (Who sad that the way to the hart only goes trough the stomach only counts for Men?)

A good night out.

2008-12-28T12:55:00.001-08:00

Well I know I haven’t been that good at updating this thing.
Let’s see what happened sins last time.
Ok let’s see, I’m skipping the boring stuff like work OK. On the 18th it really starts.
Finishing work at 20:30and I know I went out, but more I can’t remember. But what I do remember was the hang over at work the next day.
So I told my self, I’m not going out to day. But then Kristian asked me if I wanted to tag along to Remedy. So Kari ended up saying Yes. So I went home had a shower, put on something cool, and went to keg to wait for Kristian there. (Kristian Is one of my colleges and is doing Finnish support.) So when he arrived I was already pretty jolly. And we started doing shooters.
Here’s the list over the different shooters that went down.
Tequila
Vodka Red Bull
B52
Blowjob
Burning screaming natzy
Brain damage
Sambuka
And then some other colleges and friends showed up. And we continued drinking even more. Then we started this really stupid discussion. Can’t even remember what it was about, but it ended up with me poring half a Corona in somebody’s heed. Then after we ended up in Coconut. Guess who we found there? Frode no1, and Lasse. That was probably more scary then anything else. Frode no1 was so drunk that he could not even stand on his feet, so trying to keep an eye on him and the dud that was hitting on me, and offering me a ride home was not so easy.
It ended up with Frode no1 going in the ground from drunkenness’ and hitting me on the way. Don’t worry Frode no1, your still the coolest dud from North Norway I ever met. So we decided to pick Frode no1 up and drag him home to Kristian and his room mates place, and have a after party.
They only had Sambuka, and Frode no1 and Sebastian ended up falling asleep in the living-room. After a wile me and Lasse decided to go home, and stopped for some English breakfast and orange juice.
Something Lasse still cant remember. Got in to a Wemblys Taxy and dropped Lasse of at his place and continued home to my place. Something he still dos not remember.

THE BMA'S

2008-12-20T10:45:00.000-08:00

And then we have the event.
It ended up being the Bay music awards, ore like some say it The BMA’s.
After a spectacular show at the Bay Music Awards the other night at the Eden Arena, 5 nominees walked away with well-deserved awards.
This year’s BMAs event was a stunning success, adding atmosphere to the stage and gearing the large crowd toward standing ovations and jovial cheers. The crowds fervently applauded as the awards were called and beaming winners took the stage to accept the highly regarded honor to be called one of Malta’s best.
The winner of the Best Newcomer saw Airport Impressions enter on stage with an eager acceptance. Best Dance Tune went to ‘Living in the dark’ by DJ Ruby whilst Best Solo Artist was received by Christabelle whilst the Best Band Award for 2008 was awarded to Salt, that was the winners of the newcomer last year. A wild applause went to Ira for her song ‘Idle motion’ who received Best Single. And as a special award this year, the BMA’s saw the Artists Choice go to Airport Impressions.

On the photo you can see my friend Aron Benjamin in action on stage. He was nominated for best solo artist this year.

Rock star look = Rock star results.

2008-12-20T08:30:00.000-08:00

Ok, I’m really sorry there haven’t been any updates, but I have been a bit to busy lately. There have been more to do then I can get trough, to say it like that. The office have been upside down and drained me for energy totally.

So on last Thursday I decided to go out. I’m going out even if I have to go alone. Ye you can probably already guess where this is going. So I finished work, at 17.30 went home, had a shower and got dressed. So I it was time to use the rock star dress I got in Liverpool, it’s so bloody cool.
So around 7 I’m arriving at Keg, with a Bay Rack wrap in my hand. (The food you can eat when you walk is food. The food you have to sit down to eat is a treat.)
So I’m there and its one of the evenings where you’re technically is the only costumer in the bar. So I ended up sitting chatting with Luke, and drink until they closed and then we went to Native.
There we bumped in to some other friends, and the rest is history. It really is, cant remember a lot after that.
From what I know, I apparently found this Canadian person that were thinking of studying in Bergen next year, so I tock him over to my friends from Bergen, and disappeared for a vile.
Where I’ve been and what I did is a mystery.
So apparently I left native around 06.30, trying to go home. But then I ended up in Passion, a place I normally don’t go a lot. The funny part every time I’m there I can’t remember being there. That’s the last status update I have from that night. And then I woke up in my bed with all my clouds on.
Conclusion:
Rock star look = Rock star results.

Not exactly how I planed it.

2008-12-11T08:30:00.000-08:00

Let’s say it like this, last weekend was a rush.
It all started out in a nice and relaxed manner. Saturday morning 9am I get up after a good night sleep J Have a warm bath, get ready and leaves the apartment. My plans for the day is to deliver a DVD have breakfast, and pass by the dive shop (http://crestadivecentre.com/) to give matt his Liverpool supporter mug, and then off to work. And after work I was suppose to go straight home to bed, sins I am finishing work at 10pm, and have to be back in the office at 07:45 am the next day. (Tat by the way is a Sunday.)
This is how far the plan worked, It’s a nice sunny Saturday morning, I do manage to deliver the DVD. But then I bump in to Luke outside the DVD rental place. Luke is from New Zealand, and is the manager of Olde Keg, a smaller Rock bar in the aria.
Well lets say it like this, It’s not often you can find both me and Luke outside in the sun awake before 12am, and not on the way to sleep. So there my perfect plan goes down the drain.
I end up having breakfast with Luke at this 24h open café/restaurant.
Trust me they have some of the best breakfast around the aria. So I end up sitting there chatting with Luke until I have to get my lazy ass to work.
Don’t really have a loot to say regarding work, apart from when I left the office I had changed my mind regarding staying inn. It was the x-mas party with work. Ok, ok I know its 10pm and the dinner is finished, but way not come over and say hello.
That’s probably the most stupid thing I could have don.
Let’s say it like this, a little bit off dancing and a couple of drinks later, and suddenly it was 5am in the morning. What exactly happened in the time between work and 5am I’m not entirely chore about. All I know is that me and some friends was talking after the bar had closed, and then suddenly my hand bag was gone.
Shit, shit, shit, Visa, Phone, I-Pod, keys, a sweeter and some DVD’s gone. Lets say it like this around €700 gone, POOOOF.
So then it’s down to the police station, there they refuse to file a report sins I didn’t have my Passport on me. How bloody hard is it to understand, MY BAG GOT STOLEN AND MY KEYS WAS IN IT SO I CANT GET HOME AND GET MY PASSPORT YOU BLODY NUM NUTS!!!!!! Not happy not happy at all. And then I had to hurry to work Jei. No sleep no bag not how I planed it. Well, well finaly after 36 hours I got my key from Cesco. Thank good I gave you a key, if not I would have had even bigger problems then I did.
Anyway a good weekend over all.
And by the way, If I insulted anyone this weekend , SORRY.

This weeks events.

2008-12-08T06:05:00.000-08:00

What event should I go to this week?

This weeks events.

Bar Native’s Hungarian Night – episode 3 {09-12-2008}

Event Info
Host:
Bar Native Paceville Malta
Type:
Party - Night of Mayhem
Network:
Global

Time and Place
Start Time:
Tuesday, December 9, 2008 at 8:00pm
End Time:
Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 4:00am
Location:
Bar Native
Street:
Paceville
City/Town:
Saint Julian's, Malta

Description

Following the recent successess of Hungarian Night - episode 2 AND Bar Native Goes To Holland......by popular demand (yes, we were literally threatened).....BAR NATIVE presents HUNGARIAN NIGHT - episode 3!!!This time round....we're starting things a bit earlier....because we've managed to get hold of a couple of Hungarian Chefs....who'll be serving up a few HUNGARIAN DIHES before the actual party starts!!!We do have the usual free treats AND games with prizes too. AND, as always, we're gonna have a specialized HUNGARIAN drink menu....with special offers galore throughout the night!!!Had a few many drinks...??!?!?!.....Don't drive....?!?!?!?!......Don't worry.....transport will be provided by request!!!If you've already experienced a NATIVE NIGHT....you know what to expect......if it'll be your first time.....I promise you....you wont regret it.See you all at BAR NATIVE!!!

Bay Music Awards 2008 {12-12-2008}

Event Info
Host:
Bay Music Awards 2008
Type:
Music/Arts - Concert
Network:
Global

Time and Place
Date:
Friday, December 12, 2008
Time:
8:30pm - 11:30pm
Location:
Bay Arena
Street:
Bay Street

A typical Music Award chow with “Live music” and a hell of a after party.

Passions Sundays {14-12-2008}

Event Info
Host:
Hugo's Passion
Type:
Party - Club Party
Network:
Global

Time and Place
Start Time:
Sunday, December 14, 2008 at 3:00pm
End Time:
Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 4:00am
Location:
HUGOS PASSION
Street:
ST GORGES ROAD PACEVILLE

Description

PASSION SUNDAYSDOORS OPEN FROM 15:00 HRS TILL LATEBRINGING YOU A VARIETY OF THE VERY BEST HITS AROUND!!!ALL DRINKS @ 1.50 EURO TILL 20:00HRSANOTHER REASON TO GO OUT ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOONSEE YOU THERE.....................

WEDNESDAY NIGHTS @ 121 LOUNGE

Event Info
Host:
121 LOUNGE PACEVILLE
Type:
Party - Bar Night
Network:
Global
Time and Place
Date:
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Time:
8:00pm - 11:00pm
Location:
121 LOUNGE PACEVILLE
Street:
PACEVILLE

Description
THE BIG WEDNESDAY NIGHT OUT IS BACK PEOPLE AND THIS TIME WE ARE GOING LARGE!!! IF YOU THINK THAT MIDWEEK PARTIES ARE OVER IN PACEVILLE, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! 121 LOUNGE HAS TEAMED UP WITH VARIOUS DRINKING COMPANIES TO GET GREAT DISCOUNTS ON ALCOHOL SO WE CAN MAKE IT MORE COMFORTABLE FOR YOU. THATS WHY WE ARE CALLING IT "MIDWEEK MADNESS" BECAUSE WE ARE OFFERING OUR CLIENTS TO DRINK ALL NIGHT, ALL DRINKS FOR JUST 1.50euros A DRINK. WELL NEED TO SAY MORE!! HOPE YOU JOIN US AND REVIVE THE WEDNESDAY NIGHTS ONCE AGAIN!! THANKS :)

INTRODUCTION & LIVERPOOL

2008-12-08T05:38:00.000-08:00

INTRODUCTION.

Well finally I found some time to write on this thing.
First of all let’s do a smaller introduction.
I am from Norway and I live and work in Malta.
Malta is this little country that you hardly can find on the map, just some hours by boat away from Sicily (Italy).
I work full time for the moment as a Support agent, par time as a Bartender and part time as a Dive master.
This blog will mainly be about the things happening in Malta and the other places I go. So if you are going to Malta at some point have a look there may be some good party’s you can attend to.

LIVERPOOL

Well last week was a pretty interesting week.
I had my first holyday this year. Yes my first one in 2008, better late then never right? Anyway the trip started by getting on a plane from Malta to London Luton. That was the easy part. So I landed on the outskirts off London at around right before midnight, and there was only one thing to do. Wait, wait and wait some more. My train is not leaving before 07:13 in the morning. The first ting I did notice when getting of the plane is that it’s bloody cold; I do know I am from Norway, but I have been living in Malta for 2,5yeares now. So I decided to just stay at the airport for some hours, and thank good I did.
Well 21 hours after arriving at the airport in Malta I finally did it, I’m in Liverpool and Nora is waiting for me. All I can think about is a nice shower and a warm and soft bed.
So one bus ride and some food later I finally get my self in to bed.
When I finally get my self out of bed again It’s time to party. It’s Mikey’s B-day.
So it was Noodles for dinner, the proper student food. (By the way most of my friends in Liverpool is Students.) After words its time to get reedy for the party, it’s a Greas party, and we all need to dress up in Greas costumes. So vile getting ready we have some glasses of proper Bombay Gin with some slices of lemon and a dash of tonic. Then we jump in to a cab that takes us to some club where we meet up with the others. Can’t say the alcohol selection in that place is the best in the world, even my fridge has a better selection. But apparently cider and beer is the big thing here and not spirits. After that we go of to the RAZ, everyone says it’s the biggest student hang out in town. For Kist sake the plays is over filled, and you can hardly walk. The selections of spirits are even worse in here. The “fancy” house drink is called a fat frog. It contains to plastic pint glasses where they pore in one Smirnoff ice, one WKD blue and one WKD orange. The result is to pint’s of something with a synthetic greenish color taste and smell. After buying drinks its time to dance, its harder to do then it sounds like (And that coming from a person that knows how o dance better then walk). The dance flour is packed but still its fun, if you look away from my hares criticize of the place so long it’s a lot off fun. They just got a ton of people into one basement and they have one thing in common. They are mostly drunk and wants to have fun.
The night ends up in a cab, its time to sleep.

The next day we are spending at home in front of the TV, it’s cold outside and staying inn on the sofa with some tea and a blanket seams more tempting then leaving the house. And Nora has to study. Nora’s project of studying will get a 10 in style 1 in work and a 0 in result. She gets distracted by msn, Facebook and other things online all day. In the evening we decide to jump on the buss again and head down to the city. We are heading for the cinema, and that results in Nachos J Jei.
After cinema its time to try out the locale sushi place. The style aren’t the typical Japanese style. There is this funky looking orange plastic lamps hanging down from the sealing everywhere. The décor is very futuristic and here they do the hole sushi bar thingy, whit the pick a plate when it goes in front of you concept.
So it’s a funny change from the sit down order Principe that I am used to.
The service is good, the sushi is a bit different from the one I’m used to but its still good. After sushi its time for a walk, and Nora is running around all this Beatels stuff that is all around. But it’s a bit to cold for walking around in town, and its time for a drink. We walk down to the old harbor ore something like that. The atmosphere down by the water is classy and relaxed on a Tuesday evening, and it’s the perfect place to relax and talk.
Next day is shopping time, and one of the priorities is the Liverpool supporter shop.
Apart from that they have a wide range of different stores and it’s hard to get lost, so you should be able to find your way back.
The next day we decide to have a Star buck’s breakfast, and run around in the city.
It’s a bit cold but that is England, at last it’s warmer then Norway this time of year.
We pas by Ann Summers to buy costumes for the naughty Santa party, that’s gone bee later this month. Later on the day we are back home getting reedy for a last night out before I leave town. The night contains of bar hoping, something Liverpool is grate for. A night that was suppose to be a quiet and short night, ends up in a longer drunken one. The last place we end up in is definitely my favorite in Liverpool for now. It’s called Crazy House and is nicely placed on Wood Street.
The next morning we are waking up with a hang over and have to hurry to the train station so I can get on my train. 12 hours later I’m back in Malta and its time to sleep.